1.
Everyone in Idaville expected Leroy Brown to go to college when he graduated from high school. And not just any college either. People expected Leroy to go to a fancy university: Yale or MIT or something. See, Leroy was far and away the smartest boy in town, and everyone knew it. That’s why everybody called him Encyclopedia Brown.
Leroy’s father was the only one who didn’t assume that Leroy would go to college. Leroy’s father was the chief of police in Idaville. He wanted Leroy to join the town police force. Leroy had been his best detective since the age of ten!
Encyclopedia surprised everyone though. The day after he graduated, he moved into his parents’ garage where he’d been running his own detective agency since 5th grade. He installed a bed and a dresser in the loft, a desk with a rolling chair behind it where his mom’s car used to park; increased his rate from 25 cents a day to 25 dollars a day plus expenses, and sat down to wait.
And wait, and wait. It seemed that no kids could afford Encyclopedia’s new day rate, and no grown-ups wanted to hire a punk kid fresh out of high school to solve their mysteries.
At last Encyclopedia turned in for the night. If he couldn’t solve mysteries, at least he could masturbate!
2.
The next day, Encyclopedia sat behind his desk in the garage office all morning, waiting. By early afternoon, he’d gotten sick and tired of waiting for a client to show up, and he went upstairs to the loft to jerk off. He’d been doing that more and more lately. He wasn’t sure if it qualified as a bad habit, but he didn’t seem to be going blind!
Encyclopedia had hardly gotten his pants down when there was a knock at the side door of the garage/office. “Great,” thought Encyclopedia to himself, stuffing his half-hard cock back into his white briefs. “I bed it’s dad, looking for some pro-bono help with his police work.”
It was not Chief Brown. Waiting impatiently at the door was none other than Sally Kimball.
Encyclopedia hadn’t spoken to Sally since the 7th grade, when they had had a big blow-out fight about the term ‘Junior Partner’. Sally had quit the agency in disgust, and went on to become the captain of the girls’ volleyball team and of the high school chess team.
Somewhere along the way, she had also grown breasts.
“Er, what can I do for you Sally?” Encyclopedia asked, unsure if he should ask her in. Sally pushed right past him, and sat down on the swivel chair –his swivel chair—behind the desk.
“What do you think you can do for me, Knucklehead? I’m here to engage your services. I have a mystery that needs solving.” Sally leaned back in the chair, putting her feet up on Encyclopedia’s desk.
She seemed to have also grown legs. Rather long ones.
“W-what’s the mystery?” asked Encyclopedia. He was finding himself completely flummoxed, a condition that did not agree with him in the slightest. Also, he seemed to be blushing.
“I’m missing something. I need you to find it.” Sally was cool as a cucumber. Possibly cooler.
“What are you missing?”
“I don’t know. That’s what I’m hiring YOU to solve, Mr. Detective.”
Sally opened her handbag and pulled out five crisp new ten dollar bills. “That should get you started. Let me know what you find out.” She got up and flounced out of the garage. Yes, she definitely flounced.
In addition to her legs and bust, Sally had found time to grow herself an ass that flounced when she wanted it too. Encyclopedia stood there blinking, thinking of all the things he should have said. It was a little while before he even noticed that his penis was erect.
3)
What could Sally be missing, and if she didn’t even know what it was, how in the world was Encyclopedia supposed to find it? He puzzled over it for a while, sitting in the chair behind his desk, the seat still warm from Sally’s bottom. The problem made Encyclopedia’s head hurt. Where was he even supposed to start?
Before too long, his attention strayed, as it often did when he hadn’t gotten himself on in 24 hours or so. There was a stack of back issues of “adult” magazines in his desk drawer (obtained in a previous case as ‘evidence’). He pulled out a couple magazines and started idly leafing through them. He practically had the contents of his entire collection memorized, but there was always a chance he’d missed a juicy bit somewhere.
Once again, just when things were starting to get interesting, there was a knock at the side door of the garage. Encyclopedia frowned and zipped up his zipper. Now things were going to get busy at the Agency? Oh well, business before pleasure…
He stashed the magazines in their spot in the drawer, and went to the door to meet the new client. But it wasn’t a new client at all. It was his dad, Chief Brown, in his policeman’s uniform, holding a skinny black kid about Encyclopedia’s age by the collar.
There were black people in Idaville, but Encyclopedia had never met any of them personally. The ‘colored’ kids went to a different high school, in a run-down neighborhood. Encyclopedia had never interacted with any of the black grown-ups, except for one waitress who worked at The Idaville Grill who was always really friendly, and who he always made sure to tip extra well.
“I caught this young man shoplifting at Drizzle’s red-handed,” said Chief Brown, “But he swears he’s innocent, and insists that you can exonerate him.”
Encyclopedia sighed. “Alright, tell me the story.”
The Chief told Encyclopedia all the details of the incident. When he was done, he asked the kid (whose name was Kevin) a couple questions. Then, for politeness sake, he closed his eyes and thought for a minute before explaining to his dad why Kevin couldn’t possibly be guilty.
“Oh, well, my mistake,” said Chief Brown, turning a little red and releasing his grip of Kevin’s collar. “I’ll just be getting back to the station then. You can find your own way home son, right?”
Kevin stayed lingering in Encyclopedia’s doorway. He was the same height, the same build, the same everything as Encyclopedia, except for his curly hair and the color of his smooth, chocolate skin.
“I can’t thank you enough Encyclopedia,” Kevin said, stepping halfway into the garage. He was standing closer to Encyclopedia than what is usually considered polite, but all of a sudden Encyclopedia realized that he didn’t mind at all. “I can’t thank you enough,” Kevin repeated, and the door shut behind them.
Encyclopedia had imagined his first kiss many times over, usually with one of the buxom models in his stash of magazines, occasionally with one of the cheerleaders at his school and even (though he winced to admit it, even to himself) occasionally with Sally Kimbal. He had never, never, imagined that his first kiss would be from a guy, a negro guy, who his father had nearly arrested for shoplifting.
As their lips met and gently parted, Encyclopedia discovered that he didn’t mind one bit. The two tongues found one another, and Kevin pulled him close. Encyclopedia was painfully aware of his swollen cock, and he squirmed, realizing that there was no way Kevin wouldn’t feel it pressed up against him
Kevin realized it all right, whispering “You’re sexy” in Encyclopedia’s ear and squeezing his butt. He pulled Encyclopedia into a tighter embrace, and now Encyclopedia could most definitely feel Kevin’s penis through his pants. It felt… awesome. The two cocks rubbed up against each other through the fabric of the boy’s pants, and when Kevin’s hand stroked his butt and started caressing his inner thigh, Encyclopedia found himself moaning out loud. They kissed for a long time, until Encyclopedia was fairly sure he was about to explode in his pants, and had just worked up the courage to start fumbling with Kevin’s button fly.
“Ahem.” The boys stopped as if paralyzed. Sally was standing in the open doorway. “Not that I want you to stop the show fellows… I was sort of enjoying it. But Knucklehead, I’m paying you to solve a mystery for me, not for a hot and heavy make-out session. Have you made any progress at all on my case?”
Kevin said he really should be leaving, and slipped out through the main garage door, which had been opened to knee-height. Sally smirked. “That was pretty hot,” she said. “Let’s go.”
4)
“Come on,” Sally said, “It’s too far to walk. We’re taking the bus.”
Encyclopedia hurried behind her, just catching the downtown bus. He was red in the face with the effort of jogging to the corner, the embarrassment of what Sally had just witnessed, and the lingering effects of his truncated make-out session with Kevin.
“Where are we going?” he panted as they sat down in the back of the bus. Encyclopedia did not like not knowing where he was being taken. He preferred to drive the direction of a case, not the client. Especially if the client was Sally.
They got off the bus in a bad part town. A short walk from the bus stop, and Encyclopedia recognized what had once been Easy Pete’s Bowling Paradise, but what red neon now proclaimed “Easy Pete’s Gentleman’s Club” and below that, “Girls Girls Girls”.
“Um, I’m not sure we should be going in here,” said Encyclopedia.
“Why not? We’re old enough,” said Sally. “But anyway, we’re not going IN, we’re going around the back.”
There was a narrow and litter-strewn alley behind Easy Pete’s. It did not smell good. It smelled, in fact, of urine and alcohol, with occasional whiffs of worse things. Encyclopedia felt decidedly nervous, but Sally walked confidently up to the dingy back door and rang the buzzer.
The door opened after a brief moment, and a girl Encyclopedia’s own age came out the door. She appeared to be wearing nothing but slippers, extremely skimpy red panties, and an oversized white t-shirt with nothing on underneath.
Upon closer inspection, Encyclopedia confirmed that was exactly what she was wearing.
“Gretchen Gamble??” While Sally Kimball had grown breasts during high school, Gretchen Gamble appeared to have grown cantaloupes! Try as he might, Encyclopedia found it utterly impossible not to stare.
“My face is up here,” Gretchen said. “And here they call me Gee Gee. I’m only working here for the summer, until I leave for school in September. But…” she said, “I’ve lost my pasties, and I can’t go on stage without them!”
“Pasties?” Encyclopedia hated this. First he didn’t know what Sally had lost. Then he didn’t know where she was taking him. Now he knew what Gretchen had lost, but he had no idea what the word meant. This was intolerable! And his head was still dizzy from making out with Kevin, and Gretchen’s large and unrestrained breasts were making it very hard to think straight. “What are pasties?”
“They’re little stick-ons that a girl can use to cover her nipples with.” Sally informed him.
“Mine are gold, with tassels.” Gretchen elaborated.
Encyclopedia closed his eyes and tilted back his head. Usually when he did this, he did it to avoid giving the answer too quickly and maybe hurting someone’s feeling. Now it was because he couldn’t think and look at Gretchen’s boobs at the same time.
After a moment, he asked Gretchen a couple simple questions. When she answered him, he thought for another minute, and told her where she had left her pasties.
Gretchen ducked back inside and was back in a flash. “You were absolutely right!!” she beamed. She gave Encyclopedia a big hug and a kiss on the lips.
Encyclopedia felt incredibly self-conscious as his penis jutted out from the front of his pants. Gretchen smiled, and gave him another hug, this one much closer and tighter. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders, squeezing her boobs against his chest, and rubbed the front of her skimpy underwear up against the bulge in Encyclopedia’s trousers. She kissed him again, and whispered in his ear, “Thanks for helping me find my pasties!”
Her hips never stopped gyrating, and Encyclopedia suddenly realized that if something didn’t stop, he was going to ejaculate in his pants.
“Ah-hum!” he stepped back, nearly tripping over an empty beer bottle. “Um,” he stammered, “Ah, you’re welcome, it was my pleasure…” he trailed off weakly.
“I think the pleasure was all yours,” Gretchen said, grinning. “Now I have to go get ready for my show. Thanks again!”
The door closed, and Encyclopedia was acutely aware of Sally smirking at him. Smirking a big fat smirk. Once again, Encyclopedia found that he was blushing.
5)
Back at the office, Sally’s smirk wasn’t as pronounced, but neither had it gone away. Neither had Encyclopedia’s erection. On the contrary, his cock was even more obnoxiously in need of attention.
Encyclopedia sat down behind his desk and shuffled some papers importantly. “Now, IF you’ll excuse me, I have some research to do…”
The smirk was back, and bigger than ever. Sally sat down on top of his desk, casual as fuck. “YOU’RE going to masturbate, aren’t you? ….aren’t you??”
Well, there was no sense in denying it, but Encyclopedia didn’t know what to say. He felt his face turn redder than Mrs. McFenston’s prize beets at the state fair, and a cold bead of sweat ran down his sternum and trickled into his bellybutton. Also, his cock was once again threatening to burst his zipper.
“I want to watch. I want to see how you do it. Who knows, maybe that will give us a clue as to what we’re looking for.”
‘A clue’? Encyclopedia’s brain wasn’t working properly; perhaps all the blood had rushed from his head down to his penis.
Sally had fished out one of Encyclopedia’s magazines from his desk drawer, as if she had known exactly what he had stashed, and where. “This woman has got really big breasts, but I think Gretchen’s are a lot nicer. Let’s go upstairs. I want to see how you do it. I think the topic is just fascinating. Do you ever use lubrication?”
It was as if Sally has been researching him or something; Encyclopedia had stolen a bottle of his Mom’s fancy olive oil for just that purpose. If she’d known where it went, she’d have had conniptions.
Sally brought the magazine with them. Upstairs in the loft, Encyclopedia lay self-consciously down on the mattress, and Sally sat in front of him.
“Take it out! I’ve never actually seen an actual penis. Not a real, hard one, not in person!”
Encyclopedia pulled down his jeans and underpants, feeling faintly ridiculous.
“Oh!” said Sally. “It’s nice! It’s not as big as I was afraid it might be. Can I put some of your oil on it?”
She poured a big glop of olive oil all over Encyclopedia’s cock, about ten times as much as he would have used. It spilled onto the mattress, staining the sheets. He found that he couldn’t care less.
“Show me how you do it!” Sally said, “This makes me wish I had a penis!!”
Very very slowly, Encyclopedia started stroking his dick. He was afraid to move, he felt like the slightest stimulus might make him explode right away.
“I like how your balls move when you touch yourself,” said Sally. “Boy’s bodies are so interesting! Can you go a little faster?”
Encyclopedia could not, not without jazzing all over the bed. Instead, he groaned out loud, frustration and/or excitement. He honestly wasn’t sure which.
“I think Gretchen is so very pretty,” Sally went on conversationally, “and she’s got such big boobs. Do you think they’re nicer than mine? Would you like to see and judge for yourself?”
Encyclopedia swallowed hard and nodded dumbly. He didn’t trust his own voice at this particular moment.
Sally pulled her t-shirt off over her head, and doing some legerdemain behind her back, unsnapped her bra. Her breasts were much smaller than Gretchen’s, but very, very nice.
“What do you think,” Sally asked, pinching her nipples to make them stand out more. “I know they’re not as big as Gretchen’s, but do you like them? Your penis certainly seems to.”
Encyclopedia nodded. His had was still sliding up and down his oil-slick cock.
“Would you like to ejaculate onto them? I think I would like that.” Sally leaned closer, her not-inconsiderably boobs dangling down mere inches from the end of Encyclopedia’s swollen cock.
That was the last straw. Bellowing a loud, throaty shout, a convoluted contraction of “Golly!” and “Fuck!”, Encyclopedia pumped his cock for all he was worth. Back arching, ass lifting off the bed, he exploded, squirting white gooey semen all over Sally’s breasts. He came and came, longer and harder than he ever had before. The pleasure was so intense, he nearly passed out.
When he came to his senses, Sally was sitting next to him, white semen dripping off her breasts. She was smiling like a cat who just stole a fresh fish and plans to eat it whole. She dipped her finger in Encyclopedia’s come, and brought it up to her lips experimentally.
“Not bad,” she said decidedly. “Not bad at all. Kind of salty and gooey, but not bad at all. I think more research is required.”
While Encyclopedia lay panting on the bed, spent cock leaking even more semen onto the bed, Sally wiped her breasts off with several Kleenex, and put her shirt back on.
“Same time tomorrow, Knucklehead?” she asked, and without waiting for an answer, she flounced down the stairs into the main garage, ass twitching and breasts jiggling, carrying her bra in one hand, and Encyclopedia’s pornographic magazine in the other.
6)
“We’re really close to cracking this case. I still think that Kevin may be a crucial clue,” said Sally, pacing back and forth across the garage while Encyclopedia sat behind the desk feeling uncomfortable and horny and trying to look like he had some notion what this whole case was about. “I think we need to bring him in for an interview.”
At the mention of Kevin, Encyclopedia blushed bright red, and his penis twitched in his pants. Sally smirked. “I take it you agree then? I took the liberty of asking him to drop by this afternoon, Mister Great Detective.”
As if on cue, there was a knock on the door. A sinking feeling in his guy told Encyclopedia that he knew exactly how it was. His suddenly extremely stiff cock agreed.
It was in fact Kevin, looking adorable in jeans and a plaid shirt, shifting nervously from one foot to another, and quite possibly blushing under his dark chocolate skin.
“Where are your manners Leroy?” Sally had sat down in Encyclopedia’s swivel chair, and had both her feet up on his desk. “Ask the kid in!”
The boys stood in front of the desk as Sally eyed them like a lepidopterist eying a pair of prize butterflies. Wordlessly, their hands found each other, and fingers clasped and squeezed. Encyclopedia realized that he was shaking, and not from shyness or embarrassment. He was shaking because he wanted Kevin so badly. Almost as much, the analytical part of his brain noted, as he wanted Sally.
There was a long and not-entirely uncomfortable pause.
“Kevin,” Sally said, putting down the girly magazine that she had been idly leafing through. “You might have some information that will help Encyclopedia and I solve a mystery we are working on. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?”
Without waiting for a reply, Sally went on. “Kevin, do you know what a blowjob is?
Encyclopedia felt Kevin squeeze his hand. “Oh yes Ma’am.”
“Very good. Now, have you ever given somebody a blowjob?”
“Oh no, Ma’am.”
“That’s fine. I haven’t either. Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
“No Ma’am.”
“But if Encyclopedia here were to give you a blowjob, do you think you’d be able to tell us if he were doing it properly?”
Encyclopedia suddenly felt weak in the knees.
“Well, I think so Ma’am.”
“I’m sure you’ll do your best Kevin. Now Encyclopedia, if you don’t mind…”
The fact of the matter was, now that he was forced to admit it to himself, Encyclopedia didn’t mind one little bit. The fact that Sally Kimball was watching… well that only made it hotter.
But how to proceed? Encyclopedia didn’t really know, but he figured that he’d just do whatever he would have liked Kevin (or Sally) to do to him, and he’d improvise from there. He got down on his knees, and kissed Kevin’s erection right through the restrictive denim of his blue jeans.
“I think there would be a lot more verisimilitude for our experiment if Encyclopedia took off his shirt,” Sally said. “…and his pants. Don’t you agree, Kevin?”
“Oh yes Ma’am.”
“And please stop calling me Ma’am. If it weren’t for this town’s stupid segregation, we would have graduated in the same class.”
Encyclopedia wasted no time stripping out of his button-down shirt and slacks. All in the name of verisimilitude, of course. It didn’t seem bother Kevin or Sally that his penis was practically busting out of his tight white underwear.
Kevin was already unfastening his jeans and pulling the zipper down. Encyclopedia found himself face-to-face with an erect cock, surprisingly similar to his own, but several shades darker. Not knowing where else to start, he kissed the bulbous head. To his surprise and pleasure, Kevin made a sound like a happy kitten. Feeling emboldened, Encyclopedia opened his mouth as wide as he could and let almost the entire length of Kevin’s cock slide into his mouth.
It took a little getting used to, but Encyclopedia found that he really enjoyed giving a blowjob. If he timed it right, breathing wasn’t any problem at all, and he really enjoyed the reactions he was getting out of Kevin. Mostly he let his mouth bob up and down on Kevin’s erection, but sometimes he would lock his lips around the head of his cock and swirl his tongue around while stroking the shaft with one hand.
“Oh yeah,” Sally said, “That’s how it’s done, right Kevin? Is he doing a good job?”
“Oh yes Ma—Oh yes Sally, it feels amazing. I think he’s going to make me come!”
“Do it!” Sally encouraged. Was that a moan or a command? Her sneakers were propped up on his desk, spread wide apart, and both her hands seemed to be busy out of sight behind the desk. Encyclopedia would have given just about anything to be able to see what was going on behind his desk at that moment!
Kevin was moaning out loud, and humping Encyclopedia’s face, which made it hard to breathe, but was super-duper hot. Encyclopedia had his hands full of Kevin’s tight butt cheeks, and let his tongue drag along the underside of Kevin’s cock as it slid in and out of his mouth.
Encyclopedia was a little worried about what would happen when Kevin came in his mouth, but he didn’t have very long to dwell on it. Kevin shouted out loud and thrust hard into Encyclopedia’s mouth, his penis seemed to pulsate, and suddenly his mouth was flooded with hot, sticky, salty semen. Encyclopedia swallowed it all. Every last drop.
Kevin was kissing him full-on on the mouth. Encyclopedia was in a daze. His underpants were wet –had he just come in them? Yes, apparently he had—and somewhere, far away it seemed, he could hear Sally crying out strange words “Oh fuck yes, fuck yes, fucking shit yes!!” The world seemed to go dim as Encyclopedia slumped to the ground.
7)
When he opened up his eyes, the first thing Encyclopedia saw was Sally buttoning up her jeans. He caught a flash of pink fabric, her panties, before they were hidden from sight. Damn.
Kevin kissed him softly on the ear. “You ok?”
“Yeah,” Encyclopedia managed to gasp.
“See you soon then. I’ll do you next time, ok?”
“Yeah,” Encyclopedia breathed dumbly again.
Kevin had gotten dressed, and slipped out the garage door. Encyclopedia was suddenly very aware of his own state of undress, and of the wet stain on the front of his briefs. Sally was standing over him, smirking that infuriating smirk of hers.
“Well,” she said, “That’s that then. See you ‘round, Knucklehead.” And she too disappeared out the garage door.
Moving slowly, Encyclopedia changed his underwear and got dressed, and slumped behind his desk, head in his hands, trying to piece all the loose ends together. Was the mystery solved? What was the mystery in the first place? What had this case been all about anyway, and what was Sally looking for? He felt stupid, and if there was one thing Encyclopedia hated, it was feeling stupid.
Chief Brown found him there, two hours later, slumped over his desk with his head cradled in his hands. He had an unsolvable mystery from the police department that had been baffling the force all week. Encyclopedia listened to the facts, but didn’t even bother opening the manilla envelope in his Dad’s hand, barely opening his eyes to give the answer. “But don’t try to stop the civil rights march on Thursday,” he said, “It’s for a good cause, and you’d only cause more trouble.”
Hesitantly, Chief Brown agreed, leaving a ten-spot on Encyclopedia’s desk. Clearly there was more going on here than he knew.
8)
Encyclopedia Brown was perplexed. It was not a state he was used to, but the facts of the matter simply didn’t add up. How could he be equally attracted to both Kevin and Sally? He was horny, and he felt the need to jerk off, but he couldn’t decide which one to jerk off to. Both? At the same time? He couldn’t quite wrap his head around that idea, but… gosh, golly!
Before he could make up his mind, Kevin dropped in. Nothing happened, exactly, but the temperature in the garage had definitely gone up a few degrees, and Encyclopedia now had a date, an actual date, for Thursday night after the march, at the Idaville Cinema, which had eliminated it’s ‘coloreds-only’ balcony section just a few weeks ago.
And then there was another knock on the garage door. The little detective agency was downright hopping!
It was Gretchen Gamble, wearing a tight red dress that did little or nothing to conceal her exceptionally large breasts. It was so short that Brown was surprised he couldn’t catch a glimpse of her panties. Upon further consideration, he decided that she must not be wearing any.
“What can I do for you Gretchen?” he asked politely as she sashayed up to his desk. Her boobs swayed when she walked in a way that was probably actually criminal.
“I want to engage your services,” Gretchen said, leaning over the desk in a totally unnecessary way, exposing about ten miles of cleavage. “I want to hire you to find something that’s missing.”
“Um,” swallowed Encyclopedia, struggling to remind himself that her face was up here, “What have you lost?”
“I haven’t lost anything,” Gretchen purred, fiddling with something with her hands behind her back. “But you’re about to.”
“What’s that?”
“Your virginity.”
The red dress fell to the garage floor with an earth-shaking plop. “Come here.”
Encyclopedia was paralyzed, so Gretchen came across the desk to him. Naked, shatteringly and completely naked: eyes twinkling with mischief, pale flawless skin, nipples pink and erect, the brown patch of hair between her legs soft and inviting. She crawled across the desk, scattering pens and pencils like autumn leaves, her large breasts hanging down, swaying with every move.
Gretchen wasted no time, climbing off the desk and onto his lap, she immediately started kissing him and pulling his shirt off over his head.
Purring like a happy kitten, she grinned. “Sally was right. You really are a virgin, aren’t you?! You’ve never even gone to second base with a girl, have you?”
Encyclopedia was still speechless. “Cat got your tongue?” She took his hands in hers and brought them up to her breasts. They were soft and warm, alive, sexy beyond belief. “Well, now you have. Want to go for third?”
Without waiting for an answer, she brought Encyclopedia’s trembling hand down between her legs. Her pussy was wet and slippery. Encyclopedia realized that he’d been holding his breath, and he exhaled. His head was spinning: if he stood up, he thought he would fall right down. Perhaps all the blood had rushed from his brain into his penis?
Gretchen giggled happily. “I bet nobody’s even had the pleasure of sucking on your dick?”
In a deft, practiced motion, she unsnapped Encyclopedia’s pants, and pulled them and his white briefs down around his ankles, freeing his achingly erect penis. “Delicious!” she gushed.
She stuck out her tongue and licked the entire length of his cock, from the bottom to the engorged purple head, before popping it into her mouth. Encyclopedia groaned out load. Never had he imagined that anything could feel so good! A very small corner of his mind wondered if he had made Kevin feel this good; the rest of his brain was lost in bliss.
As Gretchen sucked, stroking his shaft and playing gently with his balls, Encyclopedia began involuntarily humping back against her mouth. “I’m… I think I’m going to come!”
“Oh no you’re not!” Gretchen let Encyclopedia’s erection pop wetly out of her mouth. “Not yet anyway.”
He must have let his disappointment show, because Gretchen patted him sweetly and condescendingly on his head. “Don’t worry,” she said, “You’re going to get off. But first you’re going to learn a little bit about eating pussy.”
She sat down on the desk, spreading her voluptuous thighs wide apart, showing Encyclopedia everything. “Start licking, Champ! You can play with my pussy, but don’t forget the clitoris, ok? You do know what a clit is, don’t you?
Encyclopedia had done plenty of reading on the subject, but he’d never actually seen one. The girly magazines he perused showed breasts and pubic hair, but not much else. Still, once he was on his knees between Gretchen’s legs, the relevant anatomy became quite apparent. He dove in, devouring Gretchen’s musky wetness, running his tongue between her plump labia an d flicking it against her swollen, pink clitoris. The sounds she made as he licked were quite gratifying, and made his cock swell and throb.
“Oh shit you’re good! You’re a natural! Don’t stop!” Encyclopedia was sucking on her clit, as if it were a miniature version of Kevin’s dick. “Holy Crap Encyclopedia, I’m going to take you back to the club and rent you out to all the girls! Oh, you’re going to make me come. Put your finger in my asshole!”
An odd request, but Encyclopedia complied. With a finger up her pussy, and another finger in her tight anus, he kept on licking at her clit, and Gretchen quickly rewarded him with an enormous, loud, and incredibly gratifying orgasm.
“Holy Mackerel!” Gretchen panted as she sat up, still flushed and panting. “You’re really good at that! A natural! I wish I had known that a couple years ago, I wouldn’t have wasted so much time after school masturbating! Now let’s take care of that virginity problem of yours.”
From somewhere, Gretchen produced a condom. Opening the package, she rolled it down Encyclopedia’s cock.
“Go ahead, Mr. Detective, I think you can figure out what to do now.”
Encyclopedia guided his penis to the entrance of Gretchen’s vagina. “Should I……?”
“Fuck Me!” she exclaimed, grabbing his ass with both hands and yanking him toward her. In a hot instant, he was buried in her wet, slippery cunt. The sensation was overwhelming.
“I can’t hold on” he said, biting down hard on his lower lip, “I’m going to…”
“Do it! Don’t hold back! Fuck me hard, do it! Come in me!”
That is exactly what Encyclopedia did, fucking Gretchen’s pussy with all his might, squeezing her breasts and kissing her mouth desperately as his orgasm rocked through him, his cock spasming, filling the condom with his spunky white semen.
He collapsed onto her, breathing hard, his penis still twitching, Gretchen’s legs wrapped around his backside.
“Mmm”, Gretchen purred, “How quickly do you think you could do that again?”
Before he could answer, Encyclopedia was startled by the sound of applause. He looked up, and saw Sally and Kevin, standing in the open garage door, clapping.
“That was hot!” Kevin said, “Are we still on for Thursday?”
“That really was hot, Knucklehead.” Sally said. She was wearing a skirt which was currently hiked up around her waist, and she had one hand inside her pink panties. “I think at this point we can definitively say
CASE CLOSED
So Wrong (the collected pornographica of Elsie) 